Chomp chomp chomp
chomp
Greetings, Pac-Cuz.
Oh, no, it's P.J.
Stand aside, cuz, while I pack some new life
into that old crate.
Okay, cuz, it's all yours.
[whirring]
Wow! Wee!
[whirring]
(P.J.) 'Like, wow! I think that's great, Pac-Cuz.'
[theme song]
thud
♪ Pac-Man ♪
boing
♪ Pac-Man ♪♪
[music continues]
chomp chomp chomp
[theme music]
[birds chirping]
Well, I'm gonna do a little surf-fishing, Pepper.
- You comin'? - No, thanks, Packy.
Too much sun makes me turn orange.
Yeah, then you'll get an orange peel, huh?
[laughs] Pretty funny, huh? Orange peel!
[Packy laughing]
Um, uh, I guess not.
Ga-goo, dada, Pac-Baby wanna make sand castle.
Oh, here, let me show you how to make a super-duper one.
Come on, you stupid sand. Start sticking.
[crying]
Pac-Baby want a sand castle!
Well, I'm making one.
Pac-Land wasn't built in a day you know.
Bad, Chomp-Chomp. No, no.
Yap-yap
Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you make a better one.
[instrumental music]
[giggling]
I don't believe it.
[snoring]
creak creak
Whoo! What?
Oh, my gosh!
Pepper, I got one.
Oh, it's a.. It's a monster.
Gotta be a world record here. A 2000-pounder maybe, huh?
Here it comes. Waa..
(Pepper) Hah! That's a world record, alright.
The biggest bottle ever caught.
Wait a minute. I think there's something inside it. Ah, nope.
Nothing in this old bottle except a bunch of foul air.
[yawns]
Ow! Who's the wise guy who clocked me in the brain?
You ain't got no brains.
Now, shut up and go back to sleep.
I b-better get some suntan lotion
before I b-burn my ghost-suit.
Oh, this must be it.
Hey, fellas, I think we're out of suntan lotion.
But we've got plenty of, uh..
Genie!
[whimpers]
Hey, what's the big idea?
He's the big idea.
[laughing]
[screaming]
You, whoever waketh the Genie of Pac-Dad
shall get what you deserve.
- No, we didn't do nothing. - Don't hurt us.
- We're innocent. - Go away.
Please!
You mean you don't want your three wishes?
(all) No, we don't want 'em.
Give it to somebody else.
Three wishes?
That's right.
Whoever holds my bottle
controls my infinite power.
Whoever holds the bottle?
Yes, the bottle.
(all) The bottle?
- It's mine. - No, it's mine.
(Blinky) I found it first.
(Inky) No, you didn't. Give it to me.
(Pinky) Eh, why should I?
Hah! I got it.
They're all mine.
No fair. Why should you get all the wishes?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I wish you guys would shut your traps.
As you command
oh, great ghost-master.
[mumbling]
Hey, what happened?
[laughing]
I merely granted your first wish.
Well, un-grant it.
Listening to that mumbling
is worse than listening to their yapping.
Oh, as you wish.
[mumbling]
- Give me my mouth back. - I want my voice.
You know, because of you nitwits
we only have one wish left.
Then we better make it a good one.
Yeah, something real good.
Like a big potato.
Or maybe a spelling book.
O-or better yet, a pair of galoshes.
Can it, fogface.
I'll do the wishing around here.
I wish..
Yes?
- Yes. - Yes.
I wish..
Well, what is it already?
[chuckles]
I wish for a million wishes.
(all) Way to go, Clyde.
'And this time, I'll be generous and split up.'
One for Inky, one for Pinky
one for Blinky, one for Sue
and 999,996 for me.
[laughs] Very well, master.
What is it that you wish for now?
(Sue) 'Let's see, anybody got an idea'
'what would make a fun wish?'
Yeah, I got one.
Oh, this one's really a whopper!
And that gives me a whopper of an idea for a wish.
Yeah, we wish for you to take us over
'to Pac-Man and help us chomp him for good.'
(Genie) 'Your wish is my command'
'oh, monster masters.'
Boy-oh-boy, this ones gonna look great
hanging over my mantel.
Ah, on second thought
maybe I'd better hang it up for today.
Hmm, it must be getting dark earlier these days.
It's gonna get dark permanently for you, Pac-Shrimp.
[screaming]
Abandon beach, abandon beach.
Women and Pac-Babies first.
Packy, what's wrong?
He is.
Well, looks like we're gonna get
rid of the entire Pac-Family
once and for all.
Yeah, even those zillion Power-Pellets
wouldn't do you no good this time.
(Inky) 'Better say your Pac-prayers, Pac-Man'
"cause nothin' in this world'"
'can save you this time.'
[Super-Pac screaming]
splash
What a stupid place to put an ocean.
Alright, who is the wise guy
who put that ocean under my super time warp space hole?
[laughing]
Looks like the little super wimp
has come to see this fellow Pac-wimps in distress.
Are you the one who put that ocean
under my super time warp space hole?
And what if I did?
Oh, just thought I'd let you know
that, uh, next time I'd prefer the water a little warmer.
I catch colds easily, you know. Achoo.
So long.
Super-Pac, come back!
Alright, alright, I'll give you an autograph.
(Pepper) 'But I don't want an autograph.'
You don't? Well, what do you want?
I want you to save us from him.
Him? He seem like a nice guy to me.
That's what you think.
How would you like to play some Pac-marbles?
Sure, only where is your marble?
You are my marble.
[laughing]
[screams]
thud
crash
Oh, where are we?
What do you mean, where are we?
This is my super time warp space home.
Uh, you didn't happen
to see which hole we fell through, did you?
- Unh-unh. - Well.
Without a super time warp space hole map
there's only one way to find out which one it was.
[screams]
Nope, this isn't the one.
[growls]
This definitely isn't it.
Thud
(Super-Pac) 'I'm sure this is the one.'
Hmm, looks like we wound up
inside someone's television set.
Hey, we've gotta get back
and stop that evil Genie
before anything happens to Pepper and Pac-Baby.
Relax, Pac-Man.
Look on the bright side
we've already eliminated three holes.
That means there's only
four billion holes left.
Now, that Pac-Man and that Super-Klutz are gone
looks like it's your turn Ms. Pac-Pink.
Yeah, maybe we should wish her on to another planet.
Or we could wish her into a Pac-statue.
Or better yet, we could turn her into a Ghost Monster.
[screaming]
Ah, hah.
Now, that I have the bottle
I control the Genie.
Your wish is my Pac-command.
Oh, yes. Ah.
I wish for a giant tennis racket
to swat those Ghost Monsters all the way home.
It shall be yours.
[grunting]
I am in control now and I wish
for a set of giant teeth to chomp that Pac-freak.
As you wish, master.
- Back, back. - I'll take that.
I wish for a wider smile and fresher breath.
Give me that. Do I get a wish now?
Just name it, sweetheart.
I wish for you to chomp
the daylight out of that super-sap.
My pleasure.
Unhand me before I lose my temper.
[gulp]
Okay, that does it.
They can make fun of my tights.
They can spell my name wrong in the newspaper.
They can even step on my purple suede shoes.
But nobody swallows Super-Pac.
Thud thud thud
ptooey
Ah-hah, now I wish for a super-powered Power-Pellet.
Oh, not that.
- Don't give him one of those. - But I must.
The Genie law says I have to fulfill all wishes.
I prefer to dunk them in milk but this is an emergency.
Gulp
(all) S-s-super Pac-Power.
Hide.
Oh, uh.
Quick, Inky, dig us a ghost-hole.
Uh, what size?
Six and three quarters.
[instrumental music]
[Ghost Monsters screaming]
We gotta hang ten outta here and fast.
Something tells me we're about to wipe out.
Splash
Help! My chomper won't stop chomping.
[screaming]
Boy, I'm gonna have to pay for all this.
Well, there's only one way to stop him.
(Pac-Man) 'I wish that Super-Goof'
'would fly right back into his super time warp space hole.'
It shall be done, master.
[screaming]
Boy, for a minute there, I didn't think
we were gonna make it through the day.
Ga-goo. I wish for a 100 Super-Pac.
Oh, no. No, no, Pac-Baby, not that. No.
Your little wish is my command.
(all) Have no fear!
Super-Pac is here!
Oh, no!
[giggling]
[theme music]
[instrumental music]
(Pepper) Hurry up, Packy, we don't wanna be late.
Isn't it exciting, Pac-Baby?
Our first trip to the movie capital of Pac-Land.
Ga-goo! Hurray for Pac-Hollywood!
All ready, just wanted to make sure
I had my map to the stars' homes.
I still can't believe
P.J. is starring in Cecil B. De-Pac's newest movie.
Hmm, if Cecil B. Wanted a mere ghost-chomper
he should've given me the lead role instead of P.J.
Now, don't be jealous, Packy, just drive.
[instrumental music]
Yes.
Uh, we were invited
to watch the filming of "Ghost Encounters."
Sound stage 12, just follow the yellow line.
[whirring]
Ooh, wow, this is where they film
all those great movies
like "The Bride Of Pac-Kenstein"
and "Gone With The Chomp."
Yeah, I gotta get a picture.
Come on, smile, Pac-Baby.
Come on, Packy, we've gotta find P.J.
Hey, this must be his dressing room.
Hey, hey, hey, it's P.J.
We love you, P.J.
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, please let me have your autograph, P.J., please.
Like it would be my pleasure.
Chomp
Look, he chomped my book!
He chomped my book!
Oh..
I'm glad you could make it, Pac-Man.
Your cousin P.J. is about to become a star.
Yeah, well, I starred in a movie once.
- Really? Which one? - Uh-uh, well, it..
It was a power forest training film called
uh, "What To Do In Case Of Ghost Bite?"
Bad news, P.J., we're gonna have to call off the movie.
Your stand-in called in sick
and we can't start shooting without him.
Oh, gee, that's too bad, P.J.
[scoffs] Guess that's showbiz, huh?
Wait a minute, Packy looks sort of like P.J.
With a little hair, he could be his double.
Who? Me?
She's right. You're perfect for the part.
[chuckles] Well, uh, if you insist.
I guess I could fit it in between my other pictures.
What other pictures?
Uh, you know, uh, the snapshots
I was gonna take.
Voila, now all we need is a little makeup
and you will look ten years younger.
(Pac-Man) 'Ah-ha!'
[sneezes]
Yuck! Give me back my Pac-face.
[sneezes]
Ah, that's more like it.
Oh, Packy, you haven't looked so young since high school.
Wow! Dada looks real cool.
- Quiet on the set. - We're rollin'.
Scene 52, take one.
Okay, P.J., action.
Quick, Fatima, we gotta get to my motorcycle.
Oh, darling, you're so wonderful
I can kiss you.
Cut, that was perfect, P.J.
Stand-in.
Oh, that's you, Packy.
Oh, boy, they must want me to do the love scene.
[chuckles] Uh, uh, ready when you are, Mr. De-Pac.
Okay, Pac-Man, get in there and take P.J.'s place.
[chuckles] Yes, sir.
Hey, hey, hey, P.J.
watch a real star show you how this acting stuff is done.
Alright, action.
Oh, darling, you're so wonderful
I can kiss you.
Well, if you insist.
[grunting]
[clamoring]
Hey, where are you taking me?
No, no, no. Cut it out.
I don't wanna be bar-Pac-cued.
Cut! Print. That was beautiful.
Pac-P.J., in this next shot
you're gonna steal the Magic Power-Pellet
'from within the sunken chamber.'
Pretty good performance, huh, Pepper?
You were, uh, um, uh, great, Packy.
Dada, can I have your autograph?
[giggling]
Very funny, very funny.
Quiet on the set.
Scene 53, take one.
Okay, P.J., action.
[instrumental music]
Hey, hey, hey, anybody home?
'Wow, like that's the Magic Power-Pellet.'
'I bet it's worth a gillion dollars.'
Cut. Stand-in!
All you have to do is pick up
the Magic Power-Pellet.
No sweat, C.B.
When it comes to Power-Pellets
I'm the top chomper.
Alright, action.
[chuckles] This acting stuff is simple as pie.
[screaming] Whoo!
Thud
Help! Let me outta here.
[water gushing]
What a shot! What a shot!
I'm gonna be shot if I don't get out of the disaster film.
[screaming]
(Cecil) 'Zoom in! Zoom in!'
Wow, it's a good thing
these green branches broke my fall.
Boy, these Pac-Hollywood guys really know how to make these
fake snakes look real.
They are real. Now, get movin'.
Action! Action! Action!
Real? Cut! Cut! Cut!
Please cut.
Hey, who left this net here?
Why do I get the awful feeling this isn't a net?
No, no, stay away. I hate Pac-widow spiders.
Cut, you're gonna love my next scene even more, P.J.
- 'Hey, hey, I never knew..' - Packy, are you alright?
Who, me? He-he. Boy, I'm just great.
This movie stuff is all make-belief, Pepper.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
In this scene, P.J., you're gonna chomp chase
with the Ghost Monsters.
Ah, Mr. De-Pac, those actors you hired
to play the Ghost Monsters just called
from the costume company, they are on their way.
Good, let me know when they arrive.
We're looking for someone to bite, right?
We wanna get in a chomp fight, right?
We'll fight some bad jerks.
And give them the works.
Then bid 'em a pleasant good night.
- Right! - Hold it, you guys.
Cruising Pac-Land in our ghost-chain is boring.
Let's think of something else to do.
Okay, what do you wanna do, Sue?
I don't know. What do you wanna do, Pinky?
Beats me, what do you wanna do, Inky?
Well, I don't know, what do you wanna do, Clyde?
I know, let's take the studio tour.
Wow, we might get discovered.
Just think about it.
The Ghost Monsters up in light.
(all) Pac-Hollywood, here we come.
Swoosh
Yike! The Ghost Monsters.
Alright, Pac-fink
five tickets or five chomps
what'll it be?
Very cute.
Only you won't be making jokes
when Mr. De-Pac fires you.
Mr. Da.. Who?
Cut the clowning and get over
to stage 12 immediately.
Did you know what that guy was talking about, Clyde?
Nah, he's nuts like the rest of them Pac-People.
There's stage 12, come on.
Where do you think you're going?
We're the ghost actors that Mr. De-Pac hired.
Nice try, fellas
but the real ghost actors are already here.
Come on, let's chomp this guy.
It's about time you got here.
Now, in this scene, you guys are gonna chase
the stand-in, Pac-Man, through the dungeon
then chomp the daylights out of him, got that? Good.
- Quiet on the set. - Did you hear that?
We're gonna be in pictures.
And we get to chomp Pac-Man too.
I'm gonna be a star.
You're gonna see stars if you don't wise up. Come on.
Scene 57, take one.
Okay, P.J., action.
(Fatima) P.J., help!
Like, don't sweat it, Fatima baby.
P.J. is here on cue to rescue you.
(Cecil) 'Cut! Cut! Now, cut her loose, P.J.'
Oh, P.J. darling, thank you.
Cut. Stand-in.
You're on, Mr. Pac-Man.
Ah, say, uh, is there such a thing as a stand-in
for a stand-in?
Go on, Packy.
You're doing just wonderfully.
Stay calm, Packy and remember you're playing P.J.
so make me look cool. Real Pac-cool.
[gasping] Stay cool, Packy. Real Pac-cool.
Okay, action.
Uh, don't worry, Fatima. I'm real cool.
Oh, I may be real cool but that lava looks real hot.
Boing
I think this is the way out.
[grunts] It's stuck.
Ah, got it.
Hiya, Pac-Man.
Oh, no. The Ghost Monsters.
Hm-hm, and we're gonna chomp you
all over the cutting room floor.
Yeow! Ooh! Eeh! Aah!
Oh, cut.
Cut, Ghost Monster alert.
Call the Pac-Police.
Break out the emergency Power-Pellet.
What are you doing, Pac-Man? You're ruining my movie.
Those aren't real Ghost Monsters.
They are actors in costumes, see.
Guess again, Pac-Fool.
Yeow-aa!
I don't know if that's in the script, but it's a great line.
Yeow-aa!
Come on, we gotta get outta here.
No, please, have mercy on us.
Forget it, we're putting an end to this picture right now.
Yeah, lights..
- Camera. - Shot.
Like, hold it, you ghost-bullies.
- 'Who are you?' - Hey, hey, hey, I'm P.J.
And this is a Magic Power-Pellet.
Magic Power-Pellet!
Than that means..
(all) M-m-magic Pac-Power.
Yeow!
Oh, like that's the end man.
(Pepper) Yay, what a movie.
Ga-goo. Pac-Baby wanna see it again.
What a film! You were great, P.J.
Like I wonder what I should say in my Pac-ademy Award speech.
You were great too, Pac-Man.
Oh, well, it was nothing for an old ghost-chomper like me.
Good, then you won't mind being stand-in in my next film
"How The West Was Chomped."
Oh, there may be no biz like showbiz
but I'll take that chomp-biz any day.
Ga-goo. That's my Pac-Papa.
[theme music]